Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

"She’s a writer’s worst enemy. She’ll make you despise language; adjectives have lost all meaning, and nobody would understand that the world should stop when they read the sentence “she looked at me.” You’ll want to dedicate the first four chapters to the way she moves. You couldn’t describe her face even if you tried, and god, you’ve tried. You’ll stay up till 4:00 am in completely fury, because how the fuck are you supposed to explain that you can feel her voice in your heartbeats? Paper couldn’t possibly hold the weight of her existence, but you will die trying to transfer her there, because you know that a human being like her will never happen again. She’s the reason people become writers."
m.f.e. (via attuition)
"I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart."
(via leeessang)

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what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that


*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game


If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying


peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence